X-ATI Guy

Thursday, December 09, 2004

ATI Pick-up Lines

"Were you at Knoxville in [insert year]?"

"Your non-eyetrapping scarf is a great encouragement to me."

"So....what Wisdom Book is your family on?"

Girl, coyly: "Have you ever thought about talking to my father?"

"Psst: meet me in the elevator...."

"Those poor orphans. We should pray for them right now."

"I'm baking bread tonight. Wanna join me?"

"Would you like to see a picture of my siblings?"

"Uhhh....hello." [Big one for a lot of girl-fearing guys.]

"I admire your good character. Can you show me how you learned your flexibility?"

10 Comments:

VDOprincess said...: "Your testimony was such a blessing to me; thank you for sharing with such sincerity."; 8:47 AM
Anonymous said...: Well, who can forget the most famous pick-up line...
what is YOUR spiritual gift?; 11:38 AM
Anonymous said...: Or, "How long have you been in ATI?"

And, "How many are in your family?"

And, "How far did you come to the Conference?"; 1:03 PM
Anonymous said...: "Uhhh, guess what? I come from a first year family"

"Hey, I know ..*insert prominant ATI name such as the McKims, Denton brothers, Gary Frailey, ect* "; 1:37 PM
Anonymous said...: Q)Whats the difference between an elephant and an ATI chick?
A)about 10 pounds

Q)Why did the ATI chick have to get out of the pool?
A)Her suit had a whole in the knee

Q)What do ATI chicks and parking lots have in common?
A)All the good ones are taken and only the handicaped are left

Q)What is the diffrence between a garbage can and an ATI chick?

A)The Trash gets taken out once a week.; 5:30 PM
Anonymous said...: "That jumper makes your eyes look blue."

"Which 15-passenger van is yours?"; 8:42 AM
Anonymous said...: "Wanna see my walkie-talkie?"
"Are you a reversal babe?"
"I have a tattoo with 1st Peter in it."
"You're going in my journal tonight!"; 11:05 AM
Anonymous said...: "Those Dockers split at the bottom make you look tall"
"Hey, you have to see what my solid gold Leatherman can do"; 4:19 AM
Anonymous said...: "I'll have my dad talk to your dad."

"So...what did you think of the _______ session?"

"You make blue and white look good."; 9:56 AM
Anonymous said...: Whoever wrote the walkie talkie one, you are hilarious!; 11:32 AM