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19 Comments:
w00t! This is the funniest thing I've experienced in about two weeks - and I watch Futurama and/or South Park almost daily.
Thanks again, X-er, for your great site, and many kudos to Sarah for the submission!
You know your organization is on the conservative side when the Mennonites are wearing what is considered to be "rebellious clothing." i.e. a beard and no tie... he he
My sister has added to my list:
1. C'mon baby, light my rebellious spirit!
2. I only have bright eyes for you
3. Wanna see what's under my umbrella? alternate: I'm naked under my umbrella.
"If you were a charactar sketch..." Brilliant! Jeez, I just love making fun of those Blue and White losers. It just feels so good. You know?
They're not really losers - they are lost and don't know their way out. Remember, you were there once too, and if you weren't, at least have some sympathy, if not common human decency, for those who are still in bondage.
They are not losers - they are lost and confused. Remember, you were there once too, and if you weren't, then at least have some sympathy and show a little human compassion and decency towards those who are still blind and in bondage.
So where is x-er? We need some new material dude!
He's busy. Didn't his wife just have a baby? (Sounds like he's been engaging in some non-ATI approved behavior...)
Oh, it is ATI approved behavior...as long as you don't enjoy it.
Aren't you supposed to cut a hole in the sheets?
you need a hole in the sheets?! i thought we simple minded girlies risked pregnancy, hell & public stoning just by being in the same ROOM as the male species; let alone *gasp* making EYE contact! eyes down!!!
how about: "Can I get your DAD's phone number?"
That is one of the funniest things I have read in quite some time. I just sent it to one of my old ATI buddies.
ROFLOL
check it: http://www.myspace.com/billgothard
ummhmm. add him baby!
*sigh* Missing that great thing that once was X-ATIer...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa
I have laughed so hard I have tears in my eyes!!!
BLess you my child, bless you
Are we allowed to enjoy "recreational" activities with our spouse?
i remember feeling oh so on the "wild side" when I dared to say "hi" to a fellow HQ worker - ah, the rush of adrenaline!!
One would think that going 2 months without a post could indicate the X'er has been locked in the prayer room. Bill, LET HIM OUT!!! We miss his satire! :)
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