Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Top ten Gothardite pickup lines
10) Let's study the "one anothers" passages together.

9) I couldn't keep my eyes off your coutenance all day.

8) I think I'm getting a rhema about you.

7) Would I ever like to give YOU a new jurisdiction!

6) Got a map? (Why?) 'cause I'm lost in your countenance.

5) Can I offer you my umbrella...

4) Do you believe in the Power of Crying Out?... 'cause baby I've been pleading for you.

3) I feel so... uplifted... when you're around.

2) Your countenance looks great in that blouse.

1) If you were a character sketch, you'd be a FOX!

-Submitted by Sarah

20 Comments:

Blogger Semirrahge said...

w00t! This is the funniest thing I've experienced in about two weeks - and I watch Futurama and/or South Park almost daily.

Thanks again, X-er, for your great site, and many kudos to Sarah for the submission!

5:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know your organization is on the conservative side when the Mennonites are wearing what is considered to be "rebellious clothing." i.e. a beard and no tie... he he

1:56 PM  
Anonymous Sarah said...

My sister has added to my list:

1. C'mon baby, light my rebellious spirit!

2. I only have bright eyes for you

3. Wanna see what's under my umbrella? alternate: I'm naked under my umbrella.

8:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"If you were a charactar sketch..." Brilliant! Jeez, I just love making fun of those Blue and White losers. It just feels so good. You know?

3:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They're not really losers - they are lost and don't know their way out. Remember, you were there once too, and if you weren't, at least have some sympathy, if not common human decency, for those who are still in bondage.

6:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They are not losers - they are lost and confused. Remember, you were there once too, and if you weren't, then at least have some sympathy and show a little human compassion and decency towards those who are still blind and in bondage.

6:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So where is x-er? We need some new material dude!

12:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He's busy. Didn't his wife just have a baby? (Sounds like he's been engaging in some non-ATI approved behavior...)

5:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, it is ATI approved behavior...as long as you don't enjoy it.

9:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aren't you supposed to cut a hole in the sheets?

9:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you need a hole in the sheets?! i thought we simple minded girlies risked pregnancy, hell & public stoning just by being in the same ROOM as the male species; let alone *gasp* making EYE contact! eyes down!!!

7:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

how about: "Can I get your DAD's phone number?"

7:55 PM  
Blogger Andrew said...

That is one of the funniest things I have read in quite some time. I just sent it to one of my old ATI buddies.

3:32 AM  
Anonymous alex said...

ROFLOL

check it: http://www.myspace.com/billgothard

ummhmm. add him baby!

9:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

*sigh* Missing that great thing that once was X-ATIer...

4:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa
I have laughed so hard I have tears in my eyes!!!

BLess you my child, bless you

10:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are we allowed to enjoy "recreational" activities with our spouse?

1:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i remember feeling oh so on the "wild side" when I dared to say "hi" to a fellow HQ worker - ah, the rush of adrenaline!!

1:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One would think that going 2 months without a post could indicate the X'er has been locked in the prayer room. Bill, LET HIM OUT!!! We miss his satire! :)

4:34 PM  
Blogger livnupnorth said...

Question for ya...when do we take personal responsibility for our own actions and start living like Christ? Where is the love ya'll? If we all claim to be Christians, where is the Christ in our 'Christ'ianity? Get out there and live a life not in opposition to a person or organization, but in unison with the only ONE who really matters. Our life is not about what we can prove in our music or dress or actions, but our relationship with Christ. Everything else is

11:45 AM  

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