Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Separated at birth?

Bill Gothard

Significant religious work: Basic Seminar

Advocate for childbirth: Godfather to Thousands

Personal magnetism

Surprisingly short

Mel Gibson

Significant religious work: The Passion of the Christ

Advocate for childbirth: 7 children

Personal magnetism

Surprisingly short


Anonymous B said...

You forgot to mention that they both have a 'thing' for the original language that stuff was actually in...

12:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

AHHHHHH you have just ruined my mental image of Mel Gibson FOREVER! You can NOT put them in the same category. Who would you like to save you as a damsel in distress?...Mel or Mr. G...that'd be a great Shreck spoof...

Mel is a hunk who makes us sigh as a dashing gentleman...just don't see Mr. G that way (and I'd be disturbed if I did).

12:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree with the above comment...poor Mel!

8:45 AM  
Anonymous Dies Irae said...

Hmm... "[Mutiny of] The Bounty" isn't exactly "The Pineapple Story", either. Whatever happened to staying under the ordained umbrella of protection of Anthony Hopkins? Mel should have yielded his rights to stay in the South Pacific. If Mr. Gibson had dedicated himself to single service instead of being distracted by the defraudingly dressed islanders, he would have avoided all his problems.

9:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just the thought of similarity between Mel Gibson and Gothard is making me sick to my stomach.

How short IS Mel Gibson anyway? I always thought he'd be a huge, hunky man...

9:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mel is 5' 10 1/2'' tall. Not huge, but not short like Billy G.

And Mel is a VERY magnetic personality, people just like being around him, working with him etc. You have to have ALOT of magnetism and charisma to be a star of his caliber.

10:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"You have to have ALOT of magnetism and charisma to be a star of his caliber." - Unlike Bill

11:26 AM  
Blogger KiKi said...

that's funny.

12:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmm... I think that is "calibre"... but I am not sure. Maybe some gun toting redneck from the midwest or south can tell us...

1:44 PM  
Anonymous Gun-toting research assistant said...

Or, since you are already on the internet, you could look it up.

1. Abbr. cal.
A. The diameter of the inside of a round cylinder, such as a tube.
B. The diameter of the bore of a firearm, usually shown in hundredths or thousandths of an inch and expressed in writing or print in terms of a decimal fraction: as .45 caliber.
C. The diameter of a large projectile, such as an artillery shell, measured in millimeters or in inches.
2. Degree of worth; quality: as a school of high caliber; an executive of low caliber.

(from Dictionary.com)

2:38 PM  
Anonymous B said...

So the idea of being rescued by a knight (in a rusty blue oldsmobile) from the co-villains of wordly music, immodest dress, and the 'old' approach to life isn't turnin yall ladies on??

4:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No. I think I'm going to vomit.

6:03 AM  
Anonymous mk himself said...

"One chance, just one chance, to tell Bill Gothard 'That you may take our lives, but you'll never take our FREEDOM!'"

7:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

mel is a beautiful man who actually has the money and resources to provide for his brood without expecting everyone in his congregation to pick up the tab. kudos to him. his wife is gorgeous, intelligent, takes care of herself, and is very lucky. the are extremely wealthy and own an island (never a necessity, but hey, if you got the casha...) and live a life of easy, yet genuine and human self-sufficiency.

gothard is a nosy parker who has made excuses all his life why he has no familial responsibilities, but has always been willing to tell other people how to raise their kids and love their wives. he makes a huge deal out of driving a ncheap old hoopty while ripping my family out of thousands for his dumb materials.

no resemblance whatsoever.

9:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

[billy g's beady eyes staring down from the silver screen] he's wearing a kilt and marching in front of an army of mighty young warriors in blue and white. wielding his mighty red sword and a overhead projector, he marches through the land freeing christians from their demonic strongholds, their white bread and their pocketbooks.


(i know the title doesn't fit, but for someone as sexually repressed as gothard, he likes using the word SEED a lot...thought it would fit...)

10:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That last comment was not cool because it has the word 'seed' in the same sentence as 'gothard'. And then the mental image of the kilt hit me and i want to clean my brain with a wire brush. I don't *hate* bill like some people but youre FREAKING ME OUT.

6:06 PM  
Anonymous chyca said...

Mel Gibson is not hot.

10:19 AM  
Blogger Never-ati'er said...

Chyca, are you saying that G-money is hot? :)p

5:55 AM  
Anonymous chyca said...

no, dude! Mel Gibson is not hot and the Big G is ugly. another thing they have in common, apparently.
I was just responding to the people whose admiration of Gibson's "hotness" had been damaged by the comparison.

6:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let's do a Tom Cruise comparison. He's super short, and at least some would say that he is cute? AND he is similar to Bill in that he likes "YOUNG ladies..."

11:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know about Mel Gibson. The latest picture I saw of him shows him wearing a beard; that means he has a problem with lust, and so that may explain the number of children.

Bill you will note has no beard, therefore he has no lust and is pure in heart and mind.

5:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait...that's the reason Gothard was against beards? My family was in ATI for about 15 years and I never was able to figure out why facial hair was bad. What did he say the connection was between facial hair and lust?

8:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well tom cruise IS pretty crazy about his beliefs. oh wait, he's just crazy. oh wait, that's another thing they have in common.

4:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, facial hair is bad; I've got hair on my back, wonder what Bill makes of that?

5:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought that they said beards were about rebelliousness, as in,

"Take that hair off your chin."
"See, you are a Rebel and won't do what your authorities command."

As to Mel wearing a beard, it shouldn't come as a surprise. After all, William Wallace was a rebel. He tried to get the Scottish authorities to rebel, and when they didn't, he rebelled against them AND the English. Rebelling against the English, of course, is even worse than normal rebellion, because the English are blessed by the godly heritage of William Blackstone.

As further proof of Wallace's wickedness, think about the fact that the one true Bible, the King James Version, wasn't written until Great Britain was re-united (under, naturally, King James) and Wallace's evil heritage was erased. By his rebellious nature, as expressed by wearing a beard, Mel Gibson single-handedly kept the Bible from being written for over three hundred years.

Having learned logic from extensive study of Wisdom Booklets, I can see no flaws in the foregoing.

5:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

kudos to the above.....

1:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ha ha... every time i read that it gets funnier.

"william blackstone"...another poor historical figure "claimed" by ati for their own nefarious means.

11:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We were in ATI for 17 years, and my Dad had a moustache the entire time. (So that's why we got wierd looks at Knoxville)I never heard the thing about facial hair.
That comment was a stroke of genius.

9:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

On the subject of facial hair, Bill has been very clear on this point: if a man has a beard, then he man has a problem with lust...unless...of course...he has a conviction...in which case...he does not have a problem with lust. Gosh, Bill's such a genius!

5:37 AM  

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