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"The Sopranos: It Will Be Worth it All ..."
That's hilarious-- just love it!
"Seven Non-Optional Principles Before Courting My Teenage Daughter"
Oh, there were so many more than 7! This is, once again, hilarious.
You forgot all the home improvement and cooking shows. We need a Tim Allen and a Rachel Ray. Maybe a Tyra Banks? America's Next Top Homemaker, perhaps.
There were many more that I could have done, but I was lacking some creativity the night I wrote those up.
In addition to "America's Next Top Homemaker", how about...
Home Cleansing (starring Timothy)
30 Minute (Healthy) Meals
haha, that's just hilarious!
What a blessing... just what I have been crying out for.
You guys are jokes...you people must have been seriously screwed up by the whole ATI thing -- you'd be much happier if you just forgot about it and moved on...
^^^^Every time I plan to move on some loving ATI like yourself rips into me and sets my therapy back 10 years.
^^^^I don't love it -- I've just figured out that forgetting about it is the best therapy. I left it behind 10 years ago.
^Then don't remind the rest of us of it! Good therapy for most of us is to be able to laugh at what used to bother us.
ahhh, thanks, x-er! this made my saturday morning... but now i think i have to kill ya for putting that stupid soprano refrain in my head while i'm trying to enjoy a coffee and some johnny cash.
ok, anonymous... get a grip. we sure did. who's the one who has forgotten how to take a joke, eh? the joke was on me for a long time... i did get over that and it doesn't stop me from laughing now!
Yeah! I mean, this is funny even for me who didn't grow up in ATI.
*L*
I'd tune in for Desperate Midwives. . .
if anonymous has really moved on, what's he/she doing reading this site?? come on, admit it, it's funny, and that's why you're here, just like the rest of us!
rFunny i will watch those girls in pants i just hope that the fcc does not catch them=)
BRILLIANT...you are back in top form Xer. :)
Hey, I'd tune in for Miss Modesty Pageant! :-)
Also, "Modest Eye For the ATI Guy"
"Wheel...of...Nonoptional Scriptural Principals"
has Bill Gothard really said something along the lines of "No mature Christian would get any benefit from Contemporary Christian Music"
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yes... Americas Next Top Homemaker!!!!!! that is a great one!
IBLP Idol. Final Contestants: Fanny J. Crosby or Isaac Watts. You make the vote.
“Marriage Partners Anatomy”
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"Oakbrook Squares"
WOW! As a former ATIer (10 years) these are probably the funniest things I ever read! It brought it all back to me....
"Bill Knows Best" and "The Young and the Godly"
"Dr. Bill Show" and "Late Night With Bill Gothard"
"IBLP Friday Night Smackdown"
"Gothard Cup Racing" with the ATI, Herbal Tea, Spring Water, Wheat Bread Chevy with driver Hope Chasticy and Crew Chief Johnny B. Goode.
"Northwoods Golf Tournament" at Big Sandy. Officiated by John & John...John Cougar Mellencamp and John Maddon.
"Major League Badmitton" sponsored by Depends Undergarments...need I say more?
"American Blonde Hair Blue Eye Idol" with Judges, Ruth, and Jonah. Judges responds to a contestant "You call that a memory verse? Recite ALL of Psalms 119! Go to the prayer room (closet)!!!"
"Last American Hero: Driving Bill Gothard". :)
"The New Adventures of Old Bill"
"SpongeBill SquarePants"
Don't forget "Ugly Bill" and "Everybody Hates Bill"
The "Wheel of Blessing," "Saved By The Bill," "Home Perfection."
"The Christ Is Right."
"Who wants to be a Godly Christian"
"Who Wants to Be A Bill-ionaire."
"The Vicar of Oakbrook"
"Late night with Conan Gothard"
As much as I like the site, I sense that we are all trying to pretend as if ATI detox isn't a serious thing. It was cute or a little over the top. People's lives were torn apart, families town apart, churches, etc... I love the humor, but there are times were I can't even laugh when I think of the people that went there and how broken they are.
WE WERE ALL IN A CULT. I know that I try to get around them because I want to protect by parents. We don't want to think our parents are crazy and used horrible judgement over our lives.
Well that was just mean. I never drank the Kool-Aid
Too funny!
"Picket Hedges"
"All My Children (Under My Umbrella)"
"Brothers and Sisters: Best Friends"
"Gothard Girls"
"Law and Order: ATI"
"Big Character House"
"The Power of Ten . . .Nonoptional Scriptural Principles"
"Courting with the Stars"
You are hilarious!
I love it, I love it!
Someone posted that x-ATIers need to get over it and "move on"! That's great! The fact that I can laugh about all this now instead of pull my hair out, means a whole lot!
Are you smarter than a ATI 4th grader!!!
Prison Break: Eagle Springs
"Two and a half ALERT men"
Billigan's Island
Each character represents one of the seven spiritual gifts
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