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Miss Character USA

OAK BROOK, Illinois - IBLP has announced the start of yet another new program: Miss Character USA. This exciting new program will feature a competition between 49 young ladies. Each young lady selected will represent a randomly-assigned character quality. The young lady who wins the competition will be crowned as Miss Character USA.

Each contestant will exhibit her character quality throughout the competition. The competition will include a question-and-answer section, delivery of a four-part testimony section, a Godly Woman talent section, and a Modest Dress section. The young lady who wins and is crowned Miss Character will go on a one-year tour where she will advocate for children and for character development. She will also visit each of the annual ATI conferences and give her testimony.

IBLP is quick to stress that Miss Character USA is not a beauty pageant. "This is not a beauty pageant," said a spokesman. "It is a scholarship program."

Plans of a Miss Character International are in development.

4 Comments:

Anonymous said...: where can I sign up for that? I want to wear the get-it-as-cheap-as-you-can Character Crown...haha. If Mr. G was the judge, only the girls with blonde hair and cute faces have a chance.; 5:49 PM
Anonymous said...: doesn't sound that far-fetched... :); 6:17 PM
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the Joneses said...: 49 young ladies, one from each state. (Massachusetts doesn't get one; we can tell from recent decisions of its Supreme Judicial Court that there is no character in the state.) --DJ; 8:42 AM

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