Friday, August 06, 2004
X-ATI Guy Keeping Low Profile
Concerned about preliminary intelligence reports of a hit squad closing in on his location, X-er decides to keep a low profile for the next few days, cloaked in his leather jacket and carrying a pair of drum sticks for protection.
Initial reports suggested that ALERT would send out an elite Search and Eliminate team. However, a credible source has indicated that the real threat comes from an unexpected location. Citing "internal documents," X-er's source indicates that the hit squad may be composed of EXCEL girls. "They are much less flashy and noticeable, but actually get more done. And they're all armed with sewing machines and non-eye-trapping kerchiefs around the neck - they'll have a nice guy like you sewed back up in blue and white in no time."