Saturday, June 10, 2006

News Update
IBLP RUNS OUT OF GOD'S GRACE
Dr. Gothard's new book helps Christians achieve new levels of legalism in their lives.

IF LEGALISM IS YOUR THING
...go here.

THE ROOF IS ON FIRE!
Which one of you x-ers is responsible for this?

FRIENDS ARE EVIL
A recent survey of IBLP alumni revealed that 85% of attendees raise their hands when Mr. Gothard calls for a commitment because of peer pressure.

A TRAITOR AND A REPROBATE
An IBLP transportation driver was recently caught with a Dixie Chicks CD in his vehicle.

HOPE IS LOST IN ALABAMA

VACATION PLANS?
Please consider Hotel St. Gothard!

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Other loyal Gothardites may board the Gotthard (yes, with two t's -- we'll call it the Swiss spelling) for an evening cruise around Lake Lucerne. In 2000, entertainment included traditional costume, fine food, fondue dipping, dancing, music, and other such amusements.

7:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At the website for the book The Exceeding Great Power of God’s Grace, the first thing they say is: "If God's grace is so powerful, why are so many Christians living in defeat?" Isn't is just like Bill to say that THEY are not as good as US, and THEY have problems WE don't have.

4:29 AM  
Blogger qoe said...

Regarding "The Roof is on Fire" the comment from the article: "People might have seen it as a derelict building, but what was inside was really valuable,” Mr Wenstrom said." Wonder how long Mr. Wenstrom will be employed with that kind of attitude. I thought appearance/countenance was a reflection of what value lies on the inside....hmmmm....If it is ugly on the outside, it must be of no value on the inside...

3:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dancing? I think not. Doesn't that lead to kissing?

3:18 PM  
Anonymous Wild_Canid said...

If they make Gothard a saint, the world is doomed. DOOOOOMED!

And yes, I realize the St. Gothard thing is satire.

12:18 AM  

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