Tuesday, January 05, 2010

ATI choir to perform Super Bowl halftime show
After the debacle of Janet Jackson's performance, National Football League officials have sought "family-friendly" entertainers to perform during the NFL's highly-rated halftime show. Recent artists have included U2, Tom Petty, and the Rolling Stones.

ATI families around the country were thrilled to learn that the IBLP Headquarters Staff Choir has been selected to perform for Super Bowl XLV. (For a sample of their work, click here.) "The NFL strongly believes in character qualities and humanitarian service," said NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell. "We searched far and wide and selected the IBLP Choir as the best representatives of our league. We're confident this group will have no wardrobe malfunctions."

"The IBLP Choir is thrilled to have this opportunity to shine their light for the Lord," said Bill Gothard, ATI's well-loved president and founder. "Football itself can be a distraction from the higher calling that God has for us, but we trust that our acapella harmonies and handbells will persuade the Super Bowl audience to lay aside worldly pursuits and begin developing a mighty spirit."


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sweet! X-ATI Guy is back, and the post quality hasn't degraded a bit! I can't wait to hear "It Will Be Worth It All" with the Colts' cheerleaders on the sidelines.

10:01 PM  
Blogger some guy said...

The choir would probably have to wear horse blinders

12:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ben, you should really put this to rest. You should do something more productive with your time. Something redemptive for the Kingdom of God.

6:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What x-ati guy does is quite redemptive; it allows people to laugh at, and therefore recover from, the pain ATI has brought so many people.

7:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please keep up the good work x-ati guy!

7:21 AM  
Anonymous trail gardens said...

The Super Bowl is quite a leap.Maybe they should start with the CFL all star game

12:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ROTFLMAO! Dude, you just made my day. Keep it up!

7:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Finally the whole world will know about the evils of vibrato.

6:28 PM  
Blogger cjw said...

OK, whoever made the vibrato comment had me ROLF!!! Ahhh, memories.

4:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How far we've come! And to think, that 18 years ago we were singing in 90 degree heat at a park in Indy. While everyone else got to enjoy our joyful rendition of the smile song in their shorts and t's, we were dressed in our blue and white finest. I'm sure that would go a long way to dispel the cult theory to any sane observer. Oh, and can't forget, "the light in our eyes".

2:40 PM  

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