Thursday, August 12, 2004
Dear X-ATI Guy,
I am writing to you as a satisfied customer of Wholesomewear Swimsuits. I own the Slimming Swimmer, and I can testify that it protects me from many defrauding looks. Those who wear this modest bathing wear will never be accused of having the Spirit of Bathsheba, who, as you know, was not a consumer of Wholesomewear. Also, despite its looks, it is very comfortable! I've heard people say that Angelina Jolie wore less clothing when Lara Croft went to the arctic, but that's a cultural reference you may not understand.