Friday, October 29, 2004

Character Training for Terrorists
Responding to recent threats by Al Qaeda terrorists, the Advanced Training Institute has developed a character training program for terrorists which it plans to send to the Department of Homeland Defense.

Bill Gothard explained the new training to a group of municipal leaders. "When I talk to military authorities, they all tell me that if they could just get good character training into the hands of the terrorists, our nation would be safer." Accordingly, Institute staff members have been working day and night to develop Character Training for Terrorists (CTT)--consisting of character booklets, cards, and posters stressing important character qualities such as Patience, Forgiveness, Obedience and Tolerance.

"Good character is our first line of defense," said Gothard. "My experience working with world leaders for the last several decades has proven that."

The CTT materials will be distributed by parachute drops over known terrorists camps, and by pack mule into the hills of Tora Bora.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

the terrorists prolly don't need any help working on Boldness or Determination.--we can praise them for having plenty of that. (sarcasm intended)

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