Wednesday, October 27, 2004

Reproduction Call
OAK BROOK, Illinois - IBLP has issued a call for ATI families to increase their reproduction and childbearing. Concerned about ATI's drop in enrollment, IBLP officials decided to appeal to their base, asking for commitments to bear more children. The appeal was first announced at an ATI Regional Seminar where hundreds of couples, weeping and repenting for their rejection of God's blessing, pledged to have at least one more child for God's glory.

Later, IBLP issued an Emergency Bulletin for ATI Families in which they explained the power of God's spirit that swept through these crowds of brave parents.

"In this wicked and perverse generation, there comes a time when we must raise up a standard and do everything in our power to establish godly principles in our country," the Bulletin said. "For you wives, your husband may have concerns about you voting in this election, and you need to submit to your husband's authority. But imagine the influence you can have in this nation if you just have three, four, or five more children."

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe Mr. Gothard should start reproducing.

12:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And then again, he clearly falls into the "some are called to be eunuchs" category"....Would you want BG for a dad?

4:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Or even before that, you want him for a *husband*?

5:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can you imagine a comic strip based on the life of Mr. Gothard, his wife and children?

4:44 AM  

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