X-ATI Guy

Saturday, October 16, 2004

The Protege

IBLP is developing a reality television show to air on the IBLP TV channel.

The program will be modeled after Donald Trump's wildly popular reality series The Apprentice. The series will be called I'm Bill's Little Protege (IBLP). Young people, particularly attractive, godly young women, will compete for a position on Bill Gothard's personal staff.

Contestants will be required to complete a rigorous application process to verify their commitment to Godly Standards. Once selected, participants will be judged on their character, godly looks, ability to memorize and blind obedience.

Losers will be condemned to service in Moscow.

"Apprenticeship is the godly method of training," said an IBLP spokesman.

Parents are thrilled about watching their sons and daughters compete for the opportunity to serve Mr. Gothard. "We rushed out and purchased our very first television," said one father in Missouri.

6 Comments:

Anonymous said...: Who's going to be Bill's trusty advisor as the Don had in the real show? Maybe it could be Mrs. McKim and she could punk out the blonde hair blue-eyed chics that dream of being Bill's little assistant. I might just have to harass my cable company to start carrying the new IBLP channel so I can watch every show!!; 4:43 PM
Anonymous said...: don't forget, there always have been male sidekicks as well. Michael LeFebvre and Nathan O'Bryon come to mind. As for the females, apparently, the more makeup, the better. The more glamorous, attractive and feminine the look, the more chance she has of working closer to the head honcho himself, for some odd reason.; 7:19 PM
Anonymous said...: HA!!! "losers condemned to serve in Moscow"; 7:22 PM
Anonymous said...: Is it true that Mr. Gothard scopes out attractive young women at his conferences and then his cohorts invite the pretty ladies to the training centers?; 8:12 AM
Anonymous said...: Yes. It is true.; 4:06 PM
Anonymous said...: Hmmm, you did forget to mention the required long soft curls. (when I was around they had a hair length requirement at HQ.) These girls must also be require to sing, frequently, the ever popular "Smile" song while being trasported in any ATI automobile; 5:59 PM