ATI Develops Nicotine Character Patch

After obtaining several reports of unauthorized cigarette use among staffers and students, ATI has developed a new nicotine patch called the Self-Control Patch. Character qualities and definitions will be printed on the patch, enabling students to control cravings for nicotine while displaying a character quality. We applaud ATI for developing this life-changing product.

-posted by X-er at 8:05 PM