Wednesday, February 02, 2005
How to Rid your Home of Evil Influences
Are you feeling oppressed, full of anger and bitterness, and struggling to come to grips with things that happened in your past? It may be time to cleanse your home of harmful influences.
navy and white clothing
certain music and videos (Year in Review, Instruments of Praise...)
red synthetic carpet
and/or faux-English decor
any photo of a group of people
in matching clothing
fancy Scripture calligraphy
directive (such as "10 Ways to Be More Enthusiastic")
hot rollers (for those long, soft curls -- hello ladies, time for a new hairstyle!)
character quality notecards
anything containing the phrase "universal, non-optional"
Basic CARE bulletins
gifts from Bill G -- all those clocks!
long khaki skirts or jumpers
IBLP logo shirts
Denton Brothers courtship stories
your family coordinator's phone number
Large poster of Bill Gothard's face titled: Big Brother is Watching You