Monday, July 18, 2005

IBLP Beauty Products
Eye Bright for young ladies.

10 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Instant purity and communion with God - the miracle of modern makeup.

This could have save my butt in high school.

11:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

With this stuff you can now regain your virtue. Maybe Bill will start selling it along with new products like Secrets to Ultimate Courtship and the new CD, Good Christian Women Rejoice. Oh, I'm sorry, selling a CD with females singing might defraud the men listening. So...it will only be sold to women; proof of sex required.

4:16 AM  
Blogger Porkchop said...

As much as I would like to please Mr. Gothard and have bright eyes, right now, I am having a moment of spiritual warfare in deciding if I should have bright eyes and support such a evil company which makes other cosmetics to make young ladies attract sexual and lustful attention from young men. Or, if I should simply submit to my God-given dull eyes and know that I can use that money to buy triumphant music to hopefully enhance my eyes.

What to do?! I am so dreadfully confused! And I can feel the very flames of hell licking at my toes as I think about the young ladies who think about the young men who think about them...

6:25 AM  
Blogger sweetviolet said...

in looking for some gothard info while posting my experience of getting kicked out of IBLP, I found you. and what a find it was. the baby is going to be up from her nap soon, and here i sit in my pajamas reading blogs, but i shall return. its good to know there are reformed atiaers out there.

8:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sweet violet, you must be vintage stuff if you hark back to the days when it was still atia...before it got worldwide ambitions. NZ didn't know the monster it was creating.

8:37 AM  
Blogger sweetviolet said...

oh the tragedy of being vintage at 26. little did i know the firestorm of zealots this would bring to my blog.

10:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bright eyes?! That explains it! In my year long stay at the Indy T.C. I noticed that most of Billy G's "bright eye" comments were directed toward girls (aka. chicas). It's so plainly simple to me now. I feel like you've unlocked this deep mystery for me. I wanted so bad to be recognized for my bright eyes but never was. Here's the mystery revealed:

Chicks wear eyeliner, which is black, that, by contrast, makes one's eyes appear whiter, or "brighter."

If I'd known, I would have used some myself.

9:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, no...eyeliner was specifically noted as being of the devil, since the strange woman of Proverbs drew attention to her eyes herself. The very presence of the Lord was what would make our eyes bright, not any human adornment or effort.

Nevermind that some of the chicks who worked for Mr. G. wore more makeup than any of the rest of us would have gotten away with. Oh, well...maybe they needed it.

7:25 AM  
Blogger sweetviolet said...

i'm investigating the possiblity that connor oberst is somehow affiliated with ati...i'll get back to you

11:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's sickening when someone like Bill Gothard can feast his eyes on young babes and say that he's "delighting in their radiant countenances." Yeah right.

10:38 AM  

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