Sunday, March 20, 2005

And they shall know you by your underthings...
Hailed as the "most effective character reminders since Character Cards," Wait Wear gives young people a chance to proclaim their commitment to celibacy on their very underwear.


Red "No Vows No Sex" briefs



"Traffic Control | Wait for Marriage" briefs

26 Comments:

Anonymous paperback said...

do either of these come in a thong?

12:25 AM  
Blogger Seabhag said...

ROFL... Oh.. My poor sides... Those are funny and scarry at the exact same time.

Seabhag

4:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WAIT... where are the WAIT bras and condoms? I must have missed 'em. I should start selling this stuff at Big Sandy, although I would probably have to scrap the underwear and shirts for a more innovative line. I'm thinking more like: WAIT headcoverings, knee high socks, ankle dress hems, shirt cuffs and maybe even lipstick. I would keep the NO TRESSPASSING T-Shirt though, but change it to: NO LOOKING, TALKING TO, EMAILING, COMPLIMENTING, WALKING BY or EVEN REMOTELY THINKING ABOUT ME, --- My Father is watching (and has a sniper rifle)

5:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought the pictures were a spoof and that you were a genius in coming up with such visuals. I was shocked to discover that the link actually takes you to a real company that actually sells these items. I am truly dumbfounded!

6:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought this was already mandatory for all staffers at HQ.

I'll bet Mr. Gothard wears the I'm Saving It! Boy Briefs.

10:04 AM  
Blogger Drschplatt said...

LOL I just about died laughing!

5:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

O thou hypocrisy! In an article on Wait Wear by Fox News (3/22/05), it is revealed that the owner of the company is a never-married mother of three children who is responsible for these products. She hopes to sell close to two million dollars of these shirts and underwear this year.

6:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Move over, all you Mormons! You don't have anything on us evangelicals with your "holy undergarments." And our undies are superior to those made in Salt Lake City -- ours are manufactured by Guaranteed Frigidity Co. in a distant galaxy unknown to the real world of planet Earth.

6:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey X-er,

Didn't want you to miss out on this.

~Lata
ATIRenegades

8:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here again you have condemned yourselves with your lewdness. God's holy word says, "Let no corrupt word proceed out of your mouth..." These posts are corrupt. This site is corrupt. Your hearts are corrupt. You will have to account to God for what you are doing here.

Chastity is not a joke. The Scriptures say the Lord is the avenger of all who are involved in sexual sin. It may be funny to you, but it is not a laughing matter to God. It is not funny to those who are enslaved to it.

This is a sorry business here and you should be ashamed of it.

7:09 PM  
Blogger Chix0r Girl said...

Please tell me the commenter above me is kidding. :P

I think these are still too skimpy. We should be talking granny panties here. And knee-length boxers.

7:18 PM  
Blogger X-er said...

"Chastity is not a joke." Agreed. But proclaiming your chastity on your underpants is.

7:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you have to show your underwear to express your views on chastity, apparently you don't get the true meaning!! VERY funny post! I agree with you 2 posts up - they ARE too skimpy!!

6:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I feel sooo bad...I'm going to run right out and get a sweat shirt that reads, "Chastity is not a joke. So if you are chaste, be serious."

11:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Finally, brothers, whatever is true, whatever is honorable, whatever is just, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is commendable, if there is any excellence, if there is anything worthy of praise, think about these things. (Phi 4:8)

6:36 PM  
Blogger Maria Milacci said...

Man, it's sad day-in-time when you have to remind yourself of your chastity by looking down at your underpants to read the slogans. Whoa! O-k-a-y! So what? Wearing these "Chastity Power Underwear’s" would stop you from losing your virginity when the passion of the moment hits...nope I can’t do, no vow, no sex. S-u-r-e! LOL, this is a crack up!!!

8:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Briefs are offensive. Chasity bloomers are more appropriate.

3:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

someone posted saying "You have condemned yourselves with your lewdness." Please be more specific. In what way is anyone being lewd here? Also please explain, in what way are the posts and the site corrupt? Also, if it is really corrupt and lewd, and if people are thinking & expressing bad thoughts here, then why are you coming here yourself? Apparently, it could be compared to going into a bar or brothel, so it might be best for your own sake if you didn't frequent this site.

i like this: "NO LOOKING, TALKING TO, EMAILING, COMPLIMENTING, WALKING BY or EVEN REMOTELY THINKING ABOUT ME, --- My Father is watching (and has a sniper rifle)"

I also like this: "O thou hypocrisy".

1:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Finally, brothers, whatever is true, whatever is honorable, whatever is just, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is commendable, if there is any excellence, if there is anything worthy of praise, think about these things. (Phi 4:8)

6:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

for your own sake - better stop coming to this site... we might influence YOU instead of you influencing US.

"There is therefore now no condemnation to them that are in Christ Jesus, who walk not after the flesh, but after the spirit."

I am not advocating corruption or lewdness.

11:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

for your own sake - better stop coming to this site... we might influence YOU instead of you influencing US.

"There is therefore now no condemnation to them that are in Christ Jesus, who walk not after the flesh, but after the spirit."

I am not advocating corruption or lewdness.

11:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What does the phrase "No Vows No Sex" really mean? If I take a vow, then I can...?

2:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's the situation: You and your girlfriend are making out. Hands are starting to move, buttons coming undone, then all of a sudden...

Her: "What the!? What does your underwear say? 'I'm Waiting?' What?! Why didn't you tell me?"

You: "I was too embarassed so I wrote it on my underwear."

Her: "I'm outta here."

You: "Thanks 'Guard my Groin Underwear company'! Now I can fool around without telling people I'm a square!"

Or How's this one for alternate:

Her: "What's that on your underwear?"

You: Oh, I'm not going to have sex until I sign a marriage contract"

Her: "Cool, where can I find some..."

Next scene: The couple making out on a bed in only "Guard my Groin" undergarments. They both turn to the camera and wink, then return to their "sexless" intimacy.

I think this product is brilliant because if you somehow forget that you don't believe in sleeping around, your sexy little undies can remind you.

10:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This comment is addressed to the prude who chastised us all a few posts up.

If you are aware that certain "off color" topics, or ones "less pure" are deliberated here, then yours is the sin for venturing into the depths of depravity.

"Flee temptation" or "Curiousity killed the cat" are good verses for you to meditate on.

11:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you really believe what your boxers say, who's gonna see them? I mean, If you're all for chastity, then at what point will your pants come off?

6:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here again you have condemned yourselves with your lewdness. God's holy word says, "Let no corrupt word proceed out of your mouth..." These posts are corrupt. This site is corrupt. Your hearts are corrupt. You will have to account to God for what you are doing here.

Chastity is not a joke. The Scriptures say the Lord is the avenger of all who are involved in sexual sin. It may be funny to you, but it is not a laughing matter to God. It is not funny to those who are enslaved to it.

This is a sorry business here and you should be ashamed of it.

To this comment I say...

I am won over by being preached at and having badly interpreted scripture shoved down my throat. I now see the error of my ways and will hope for the rest of my life that God will forgive me for laughing at this. Ahh the fimilar trip called guilt. Where have you been my faithful friend?

10:24 PM  

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