X-ATI Guy

Sunday, February 27, 2005

IBLP Film Awards

OAK BROOK, Illinois - Seeking to replace worldly glorification of sex and violence with Godly entertainment, the IBLP staff will be hosting the First Annual Institute Award Show where nominees will compete for the Otto Awards. Televised on the Institute's SkyAngel Network, the Ottos will feature harmonious singing, clips of nominated movies, and a comedy routine by Ray Comfort.

Favored for Best Picture is Treasures of the Snow. How to Win the Heart of a Rebel is expected to win Most Soporific, while Newest Gothard Insight is expected to go to Overcoming Competing Affections. Do Something Great has been nominated for Best Self-Congratulatory Documentary, and Two Effective Ways to Protect Your Sons and Daughters is favored for the Cocoon Award.

Winners of the Ottos will be given a short period of time to deflect the praise to God and their parents.

4 Comments:

Anonymous said...: Is it possible for noone to win at those things? Because those would make it hard to decide.; 8:01 PM
Anonymous said...: If no one was going to win, what would be the purpose of having the award's ceremony? Besides, it isn't like you are comparing these movies to Hollywood's movies, you are only comparing them to those in which you are identifying with, hense, the "IBLP Film Awards". If all else fails, you can do as most American church attendees do during the presidential election...vote for the best of the worst. ;); 4:57 AM
Anonymous said...: Yet another manifestation of the rampant anachronism that is IBLP/ATI. How long ago was "Treasures" made?; 9:22 AM
Anonymous said...: only one film per category? wow, talk about a nail-biter finish!; 4:20 PM