INDIANAPOLIS, IN - The Indianapolis Training Center was recently rocked with scandal when a billiard table was discovered in an empty room on the 13th floor of the training center. An investigation was immediately ordered, but IBLP has been unable to determine who assembled the unit.
"We know the Devil is capable of terrible acts," said a leader at the ITC, "just ask Jim Logan. But we're pretty sure Satan didn't deposit this table on Thirteen all by himself."
The residents of the ITC were gathered together and encouraged to confess any involvement with the pool table, but no wrongdoers were forthcoming. IBLP is grieved at the level of reprobation to which some of its staffers have fallen, and assumes that numerous young men participated in assembling the pool table and playing late at night. Several security guards are being questioned for any complicity.
But for now, the table remains shrouded in mystery. "We know were they got the pool sticks," said a member of the investigative team. "But how did they sneak the pool balls into the ITC?"
As a precautionary measure, young men are now being examined for suspicious bulges in their clothing.