Monday, March 14, 2005

O, cast of rebels
Check out who's been sent home lately from Headquarters...

George Washington
for chopping down a cherry tree

for turning water into wine

Abraham Lincoln
for kissing a widow's hand after the battle of Gettysburg

for telling a crippled man to move furniture on the Lord's Day

Harriet Beacher Stowe
for coordinating an unprecedented, groundbreaking escape from a training center

for letting a prostitute wash his feet with her hair!!! (some people just can't stay out of trouble)

Martha Stewart
oh that's right--she completed her character class, but now she has to stay home with her little box around her ankle--maybe she could benefit from the Healthy High

Thomas Jefferson
for threatening to write some declaration of independance

M. Night Shyamalan
for making some new hit horror movie that resembles training center life

-Submitted by a guest poster.


Blogger IDigAK said...

horrors! i mean, what kind of leaders can we count on for the next generation if the children being raised choose to reject all the years of investing their parents have put into them, and turn to the heathen ways of the world?

8:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is that supposed to be Harriet Tubman, or is Stowe correct?

10:41 AM  
Blogger Canopy said...

Got this from google:
Harriet Beecher-Stowe is most famous for her controversial anti-slavery novel Uncle Tom's Cabin.

7:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

More sorry drivel... We know what you are against and you want to use his fame to get a hearing... What we don't know is what you are FOR. You will notice that Dr. Gothard has the courage and honesty to put his name on his writing. I think you should do the same....

Until then, I'm anonymous too.

1:35 PM  
Anonymous Bullfrog said...

Here's what this website is for:

It's also interesting to note that only the most recent drivel has his name on it, for "crying out" loud. I think you're just "jealous" of this site's "success."

4:24 PM  
Blogger Seabhag said...

Anon # 2.. Courage and Stupidity are often mistaken for the same thing. "Dr" Gothard is not much of the former. Guess where that leaves him.

Whistle blowers in the workplace aren't always required to disclose who they are. And there are witness protection programs for a reason.


4:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

did someone say "Dr." Gothard? Did I miss something? Are they handing out honorary doctorates for megalomania?

12:04 AM  
Anonymous Drschplatt said...

Anony #2

I just thought I would point out that you've got this really cool "Back" button on your browser. No one said you had to read this "sorry drivel". Isn't the web and free speach a wonderful thing? Start your own blog and put your name on it if you wish...

5:02 AM  
Blogger Chix0r Girl said...

OK, some people need to get a life. If you disagree so strongly with everything and must pick it to pieces, why are you even reading this site? ATI-ers could use a sense of humor at times.

7:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe they should sell violins on this site, think! I think I can hear something that sounds like WAAAAAA WAAAAAAA WAAAAAAA. Need some clarification? In other words, put your kaki and blues back on and go atone for your sin of reading this blog site by washing some dishes in the dish pit! (Or for the young lady readers go oil some woodwork!) And especially for idiga, if it was up to your "leader" there wouldn’t BE ANY LEADERS because there wouldn’t BE ANY CHILDREN if he had his anti-marital way! So grow up and go wash some dishes like a good little "leader" in training. By the way, BIBLE BELIEVING (notice the emphasis on BIBLE) Christians ROCK!

7:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anon #2,

This is the "land of the free". That includes the desire to write an anonymous blog if your heart so desires. That also includes the freedom for you to remain anonymous. Enjoy it. I will as well.


8:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

re: "Until then, I'm anonymous too." If you really value courage & honesty, and truly feel that those who are anonymous are not courageous or honest, then don't imitate them in that. Otherwise, you are negating your own statements, and will not gain anyone's credibility or respect.

2:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

---M. Night Shyamala
for making some new hit horror movie that resembles training center life---

If I might step away from the previous posts for a minute, I have found that the only people who seem to grasp The Village are Christian who grew up either in ATI or in a similar legalistic background.

Everyone else just thought it was odd.

Just wondering if anyone had seen 'Saved'?

11:16 AM  
Blogger David Sessions said...

yeah, i've seen it three times. I certainly think parts of it are blasphemous, but a disturbing lot of it is unfortunately true.

Not to mention that it's hilarious.

3:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ok what movie are you referring to? you can email me at

1:07 PM  

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