Monday, March 14, 2005
O, cast of rebels
Check out who's been sent home lately from Headquarters...
for chopping down a cherry tree
for turning water into wine
for kissing a widow's hand after the battle of Gettysburg
for telling a crippled man to move furniture on the Lord's Day
Harriet Beacher Stowe
for coordinating an unprecedented, groundbreaking escape from a training center
for letting a prostitute wash his feet with her hair!!! (some people just can't stay out of trouble)
oh that's right--she completed her character class, but now she has to stay home with her little box around her ankle--maybe she could benefit from the Healthy High
for threatening to write some declaration of independance
M. Night Shyamalan
for making some new hit horror movie that resembles training center life
-Submitted by a guest poster.