Wednesday, April 13, 2005

IBLP | Daily Success
If you can convince someone to pay you $49 to send out e-mails with Bible verses, more power to you.

9 Comments:

Blogger Drschplatt said...

And to think. I get all my spam for free. All this time I could have been buying spam for only 1$ a day. Why didn't I think of this first? Hey, why don't you start offering this program from your site? Though they have the monopoly on the bible (or so they seem to think) so you'd have to think of something else to send out. Maybe Marx brothers quotes or something...

10:12 PM  
Anonymous nahoda said...

What an incredible buisiness idea. I could find one of those free scripture email sites, and subscribe folks for life for a small fee.

Maybe X-ATI guy should start charging for sending emails when his site is updated. I would be much more willing to pay for that.

6:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You have to admit...the man knows how to make money. Looking back, I think that may be the thing I am most impressed with after being associated with the ministry for 21 years.

8:36 AM  
Blogger Semirrahge said...

LOL

I had forgotten about this new push... When I was at HQ for the Valentine's Banquet one of the tech guys was talking about how they were trying to convince Mr. G that it was too expensive to do something like Amazon.com. I didn't hear the entire conversation, but apparently he wanted to to demographics and automatically send out stuff to specific groups, and tie it in (of course) to his satellite channel.

*sigh*

11:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"...pay you $49 to send out e-mails with Bible verses..."

No, wait, that's not at all what it is. Didn't you even read the description? You're investing your money to receive encouragement, teaching, and edification. In a weekly email that includes, and expands upon... Bible... verses...

Wow. That's a lot of money for emailed Bible verses.

6:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

so move to NZ ... we get to subscribe for free. :-D

3:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So what happens on the 50th day?

8:24 AM  
Blogger Seabhag said...

Well.. DUH.. Since you've been meditating on Scripture the Basic Seminar promises that you'll have nearly perfect memory recall, employers will start lining up outside your door to see who can offer the biggest signing bonus and highest salary per year. Then you'll meet this wonderful woman (if you haven't already) whom you'll be able to keep barefoot and pregnant all the time since God will 'bless' your marriage. Then all your children will grow up to be just like you.


Seabhag

11:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great! I can't wait to sign up. Uh, should I pay for it with a credit card? Does Mr. Gothard take American Express? Does Mr. Gothard have an American Express?

6:19 PM  

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