Tuesday, October 05, 2004

7 Basic Principles for IBLP Staff
Design. Your happiness does not come from outward beauty, but through inward character. God has poured out a double portion of his blessing on this ministry, and your purpose is to serve.

Authority. Your authorities are always right. Even if they're 15, have no idea what they're talking about, and are only in charge because their father is on the board.

Responsibility. Whenever a guy and a girl have been caught in a situation the authorities deem inappropriate, the guy always gets shafted.

Suffering. As staff of IBLP you will have marvelous opportunities to suffer. Get over it.

Ownership. Your car, your belongings, and even your person are subject to search and confiscation. Oh, and you get minimum wage.

Freedom. The best way for dynamic young people to enjoy freedom is to submit to restrictions on your free time, entertainment, music, substances, and friendships.

Success. We'll tell you whether or not you're enjoying good success.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Responsibility. Whenever a guy and a girl have been caught in a situation the authorities deem inappropriate, the guy always gets shafted."

Unless its the same girl three times...then they both get sent home. And most likely hook up in a few weeks...

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